The American Revolution

Revolution Edit
The United States succeeded from Great Britain in 1776 (officially) but the war began in 1775. It didn't go so well for the corporate CEOs and landowners for around 4 years until George Washington, CEO of Virginia Oil, took a huge shat on a british general. After another 14 years of fighting, the United States officially and finally won the war. The Founding CEOs included George Washington, Alexander Hamilton, Huey Long, Dick Long, Ricardo Milos and Thomas Jefferson officially established the United Imperial States of the North American Monarchist Union of Oil Companies and Enslaved Peasants or just United States of Oil Companies as the short and official/internationally used name. During the war, George Washington invaded Great Britain and deleted King George with his penis and rapes all british for punishment. No one really rebelled the establishment of the new nation, except of course, gay british loyalists that were still around after the 1783 Purge.

The newly established government was mainly ran by a Regency Council of the corporate CEOs. Since it was a kingdom and all, they elected a king. Debates went on for 2 months to decide who'd become the first king of the newly-vagina-spatted-out nation. But, an unamonious vote amongst the corporate CEOs, they elected George Washington becoming King George I Meatbuster Washington of the United States.

(MORE TO BE ADDED SOON, WIP)